big bang, CMB, light, multiverse, photon decoupling, recombination, survey
A recent survey of the CMB (no, not the Cosmic Marijuana Branch, the other one, it’s Microwave Background one) has shown that an overwhelming majority of photons strongly agree with the following statement:
“Can’t wait for the heat to die off and get out of here, so as to then finally respond to this survey.” Also, on a scale of ℏ to 10, a large majority again would describe things as a “very crowded.”
Poor little things don’t have a proper notion of time apparently. Fortunately, or not I suppose, turns out that out of all the many possibly probable and impossible worlds out here, or in wherever dimensions somewhere thereabouts this is, it adds to ending up in the only one in which the Multiverse doesn’t exist. So it might take a while before we get to find out just who was banging whom exactly.